Quote of the Day (2011-09-01)

PILATE

Now ... anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwend ...

(He goes right up to one of the GUARDS.)

Biggus ... Dickus. He has a wife you know.

(The GUARDS tense up.)

Called Incontinentia.

(The GUARDS relax.)

Incontinentia Buttocks!

Source: Life of Brian